You’re back in Chicago for your twenty-first birthday and your old friend Cadey Mercury has popped over for a visit. You’ve been in the friend zone for years despite making your crush on her pretty obvious. Something’s different about her today though, she’s missed you while you’ve been away at college and she’s come over dressed as a present, ready to be unwrapped. Cadey doesn’t have a cake for you, but how does a birthday cream pie sound?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
You’re back in Chicago for your twenty-first birthday and your old friend Cadey Mercury has popped over for a visit. You’ve been in the friend zone for years despite making your crush on her pretty obvious. Something’s different about her today though, she’s missed you while you’ve been away at college and she’s come over dressed as a present, ready to be unwrapped. Cadey doesn’t have a cake for you, but how does a birthday cream pie sound?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2880,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[242],"tags":[2122,2656,262,244,264,2123,274],"actors":[2736],"class_list":["post-2879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vr-variety","tag-2122","tag-badoinkvr-com","tag-blowjob","tag-brunette","tag-creampie","tag-doggystyle","tag-teen","actors-cadey-mercury"],"yoast_head":"\n