Hela A XXX Parody

Your name means something, Thanos, Mad Titan. That’s why Hela, Goddess of Death has called upon your services. When she assigned you this mission, you knew you’d have to put what few morals you have out the window. But thanks to your total lack of empathy, that was a breeze. Now, you’ve returned to Hela as a hero. You’ve restored balance to the universe and you’re still dawning your aphrodisiacal infinity gauntlet. If there’s one thing that turns this girl, it’s destruction, so go ahead and destroy that pussy, Thanos.