The Billi Bardot Tight Tops & Pussy Show

“Today, I have a surprise for you. You’re going to see Billi Bardot’s sweater show!” the 41-year-old MILF says. “We’re gonna be stretching out these sweaters with these big, huge tits. It’s always interesting when I try on clothes. I thought you guys might be interested in seeing it for yourself.”

Billi thought right!

The tight tops come off. The tight tops go on. They somehow stretch over her big, fake tits. And when the last sweater comes off, Billi’s panties come off, too, and she fingers her pink pussy…the same pussy that will be fucked by a real cock later this week. Because, you know, Billi isn’t just a teaser.

40SOMETHING: I read on your model info sheet that you don’t dress to show off.

Billi: No, not in my everyday life. I’m usually around kids doing mom stuff, so I don’t think that’s appropriate. If I go to the food store, I’ll wear a baggy shirt, maybe some workout pants or yoga pants, shorts, T-shirt. Just normal stuff. Nothing that shows anything.

40SOMETHING: How about if you go out at night?

Billi: That’s different. Okay, there are two different going-out Billis. There’s the one who’s going out with a man who usually ends up being so insecure and jealous that I can’t wear anything revealing. At first, they’re like, “Oh, I love when you wear sexy clothes,” but then after a while, they don’t like when we’re out and people are looking at me. So I’ll quit going out with them. Then there’s me going out with my girlfriends, and that Billi gets dressed up and shows off. Dresses, V-cut tops, rompers, whatever. When you’re going out with your girlfriends, you all play off of one another and dress up as nice as you can.

40SOMETHING: How long does a bra usually last?

Billi: I don’t wear bras all the time, so I have some bras that I’ve had for about a year.

40SOMETHING: Then what?

Billi: The band stretches out.

40SOMETHING: Have you ever had one break on you?

Billi: Oh, yeah. The back strap part, where it clasps, will bend out all the way or the wires will come out a lot because I’ll wear bras that I’ll have to stuff my boobs into.

40SOMETHING: Front-loading bras and you don’t get along, do you?

Billi: No. Never.