Down To Business

It’s a merger. Your company has been bought out by a much bigger, and let’s face it, better firm. Brace yourself for an office politics shit storm. Two days ago, you were king of the castle – VP of public relations. Now that Astrid Star is here, you have to work together and it’ll be more difficult to hide the fact that you don’t actually do anything in the office. The CEO has demanded that all departments get together to discuss strategic differences after you brutally shot down Astrid’s campaign idea at a client meeting. Lucky for you Astrid is a huge slut and her idea of “team building” is working together to empty the contents of your balls into her mouth. This might not be such a bad partnership after all.