Snitches Get Bitches

You’ve been incarcerated for the past five years as a result of a series of Bonnie-and-Clyde-like crimes you committed with your girl Maya. Recently though, you were given the opportunity to divulge info about other criminal activity in exchange for a lighter sentence. As it turns out, your intel was incredibly valuable, so your guard does you a solid and arranges a timeslot for a visit from Maya. You know what you did was risky, and you could very well end up with a sharpened toothbrush handle in your liver, but when Maya takes off her jumpsuit, you don’t even care. Maya is ready to fuck in every corner of your 8 x 10. Snitches may get stitches, but they also get bitches.