Cheryl Blossom: Boobs-A-Poppin’ Top Droppin’

Cheryl Blossom takes over the kitchen and sets off a popcorn explosion. Your corn would also pop in her seductive presence. We’re lucky the fuses in the kitchen didn’t blow and shut off the lights. Cheryl has superpowers that she’s only begun to explore. Fortunately, she uses them for good.

“A local webcam model in Russia helped me to recognize that a big chest can be pretty and beautiful,” said Cheryl. “Before, I had never heard that from guys or other people. For example, my granny thought that big chests are not beautiful and was always telling me to hide them.”

Big-boob prejudice knows no borders. Our fight to end this continues.

Even the flirting in Russia is like a passage from a novel. “A conductor on a tram said to me, ‘I wouldn’t only get you a star from the sky. I would become a star in the sky for you. By the way, my son is 30 years old today and I’m 58.'”

Cheryl brings out the poet in every man.